Y O L O
August 2012
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“When I first met with agents, they said, “Okay, you’re going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go.” And I was like, “Man… Fuck you. I can play anything, you son of a bitch!” My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. [Laughs.] That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?”
—
Nick Offerman
(via bbook)
PLEASE
TELL ME
AGAIN
HOW
EASY IT IS
TO RIDE HORSES
CLEARLY
HORSES ARE JUST BORN TRAINED
CLEARLY
THEY KNOW
WHAT TO DO
WITHOUT US
HAVING TO ASK
THANKS FOR
ENLIGHTENING US
YES
EQUESTRIANISM
IS SO
FUCKING
EASY
OH AND YES
WE CLEARLY
ABUSE OUR HORSES
AND DONT CARE
HOW
THEY
FEEL
July 2012
Nothing can go right for me today
Absolutely nothing.
They are never deep enough
Having a lot of second thoughts about you lately
not sure why, but I don’t know if I want this to last
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- Anon: You're ugly
- Me: My self esteem is at 0% so its not going to work anymore
If you find someone,
Who makes you smile, who checks up on you often to see if you’re okay, who watches out for you and wants what’s the best for you, who loves you and respects you, don’t let em go. People like that are hard to find.
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Brap
I never use this anymore…GAY
Lots of shit going on as of late, but it’s all good in the hood bros
college in a month and a half, kinda excited but really scared at the same time
Work, family, boyfriend is pretty much all that’s going on lately
more so work and sleep pretty much, family is never around when I am and Stephen has a full time job now so he’s busy, and now living in southbury and I can’t drive anywhere but to work so
Shit sucks but, thats life
Ask me if i'm okay one more time
and i will punch you.
June 2012
Welp. got into a car/truck accident.
Got into my first accident yesterday.
I was driving my dad’s truck, and coming back from babysitting my sisters kids and going home. I looked away for a second to see the gas prices at the station to my left and Boom. We hit the car. We pretty much drove over the car, since we were so much higher and bigger than the car. Destroyed the guys car, but I think he’s okay, first thing I did when i realized what had happened was run over and ask him, i didnt see any blood but he was on the phone. I really hope he’s okay and not hurt.
No air bags went off in either vehicle, I hit my face on the steering wheel so my face is a little swollen. My boyfriend hit his face on the radio I think, completely split his front lip in half inside and out, and got about 10 stitches.
Had my first trip to the hospital, which sucked. Not a fan, and don’t ever want to do that again..I hate stretchers and ambulances with a passion.
At least everyone is OK, that I know of, I’m just happy we’re alive because if i was driving my car we might not be here right now.
